mary jane candle!
(440): Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
4-20:
My favorite is “Bohemian Snooze Button”.
Here’s me and Justin in our Halloween costume. He’s the one on the right, Quailman (which he stole from me and proceeded to get complimented on all night) and I’m the one on the left, a Pot Brownie, pretending to be an old man.
And no, I don’t know why I was pretending to be an old man. And yes, I am bitter that his costume got more attention than mine.
Megwhyte gets our pick for tastiest costume of Halloween ‘09
(914): I’m dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name “high as shit”.
(214): In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
(via fuckedbymisery)
Who wants to start a band called Assassin of Youth?
I’M IN.