January 2010
23 posts
Hyde: I’m saying the Earth is a farm.
Kelso: That’s brilliant!
Eric: A farm!
Hyde: A farm put here by aliens, man. And we’re the cattle!
Eric: We’re cattle…
Hyde: Uhhh…the government knows it’s out there man!
Eric: What is?
Hyde: The truth.
Kelso: So you’re saying…out there is the truth?! The truth is out there man!!!
Eric: That’s seriously brilliant!!
All: (giggles)
[Fez stops the recorder]
Fez: See! You are all stupid!
No shit.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): When you’re really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
This weekend
weetzie-bat:
castratingcutie
Some guy asked me “Hey, do you know where we can get some marijuana? Y’know, like, any reefer?”
REEFER?
REALLY?
ARE YOU FROM THE 50’S?
Oh god… soon the hipsters will be calling it reefer…
I like when people call it, “Marijuana cigarettes”. You KNOW they don’t smoke.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(650): Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day…